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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Peanut eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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