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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Gus eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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