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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Champ eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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