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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rocky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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