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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rocky eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍

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