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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Loki eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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