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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗

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