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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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