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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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