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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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