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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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