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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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