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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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