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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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