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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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