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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊

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