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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏

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