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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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