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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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