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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Toby eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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