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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Bella eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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