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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Bella eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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