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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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