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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Frodo eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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