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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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