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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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