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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻

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