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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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