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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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