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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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