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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

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