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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Trotsky eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺

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