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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Hermoine eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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