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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Bob eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗

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