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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Izzy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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