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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Pepper eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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