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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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