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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Loki eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

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