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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Buddy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯

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