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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Millie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮

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