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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ginger eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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