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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Gus eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮

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