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Pet death
My
aunt
Virginia
had their beloved pet
guinea pig 🇬🇳
Gus
eaten by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
🃏
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random pathetic excuse
a bear 🐻
a hyena 🐺
an ostrich 🐦
a crocodile 🐊
a lynx 😺
a venomous snake 🐍
a wild boar 🐗
an elephant 🐘
a warthog 🐗
a bull 🐮
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