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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Champ eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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