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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Sparky eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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