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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Sparky eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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