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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Murphy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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