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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Squishy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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