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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Widget eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖

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