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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ziggy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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