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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ziggy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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