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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Toby eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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