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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Lola eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊

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