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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Pennywise eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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