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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Weasley eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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